Andrew found stuff in a can

This is lifted from an email Andrew sent me.....

For starters.....
- thongs (as in underwear) in a can
- the economy (how does it fit?)
- romance (abstract concepts can be canned too!!!!)
- the cheeseburger thread on something awful (they do a taste test!!!!)
- pancakes (actually pancake mix, so not that weird, really)
- wine in a can

.... they don't really seem to get better..... but, hey, I tried.